When you spend most of your time in a forest, hygiene becomes very important. Though the ears are largely a self-cleaning organ, and ear wax is one step of defense against germs entering the body through one of our many mucus membranes, my ears are small and delicate. I start to notice when there is a bit too much build-up.
And sometimes things get in there which just plain shouldn't.
So a friend of mine and I decided to experiment with ear cleaning techniques. We couldn't find any ear candles, although that was completely appealing. Instead, we used a simple solution of watered-down hydrogen peroxide*. The bubbles felt funny as they sat inside my ear canal. After a short while, I felt a definate "pop," accompanied by screams from my friend.
"What is it?"
"I'm not going to tell you. Just wait."
I drained my ear onto a nearby napkin.
I looked down.
It was a huge bug completely encased in wax.
This was two and a half years ago and I still fully expect to wake up and have my head explode with tiny baby insects.
So that's a lesson.
*I don't remember the recipe. Also, apparently some people are allergic to peroxide or something. You shouldn't do what a nutria does. It will get you shot.
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